posted at 06:50
Author Name: Linette Lopez
How To Buy Swim Trunks
By solid we mean not that obnoxious pair of red Hawaiian floral calve length board shorts you've had since High School. Back then you probably convinced yourself that you would have a late-stage growth spurt and eventually look like a grown up in those shorts, not like a kid wearing their older brothers clothes. He made sure that a short potion of InsideHook's '37 Things A Man's Gotta Do This Summer' guide was dedicated to finding the right swim trunks. Now why do they look better? Because shorts that hit above the knee make you look taller and leaner. No one wants to be seen wearing the same moldy shorts all summer. The better shape you're in the shorter you can go. A solid pair of swim trunks looks enough like a pair of shorts that you can put on a button up and go back to the real world without looking foolish. As Agnew said, "If you can't wear a pair of shorter shorts at the beach where can you wear them?".

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